Does your dog say obedience schmobedience?
With the help of the Rabbis of the Boca Raton Seminary, learn how to use guilt, shame, passive aggression and conditional unconditional love to train your dog.
It’s all here, including:
The five ways of commanding ‘Sit!’ (‘What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?’)
A useful list of Advanced Commands (‘Don’t stare at Cousin Edith’s hair when she comes over.’)
How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys (‘Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.’)
The rabbis have been training dogs – and their owners – for twenty years. Now they bring the fruits of their experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don’t have to be Jewish to benefit from their wisdom. Just neurotic. or crazy about your dog.